Amazon Is Selling A Ginormous Inflatable Speedboat With A Built-In Cooler


If you’ve ever wanted to sail the seven seas in a way that allows you to chill and drink champagne in a bathing suit without actually having to pilot a boat (it’s HARD), then BOY are you in luck!

Our Amazon overlords are selling a straight up inflatable speedboat large enough to fit you and all five of your friends.

Understand that this is not an “actual” speedboat. It has no motor or engine or propellor. It’s just a massive inflatable that looks like a speedboat.

The Inflatable Bay Breeze Boat Party Island has two seating areas in the front and the back made of “heavy-gauge PVC for years of use,” a “rear swim platform with five handles for easy mounting and dismounting,” eight cup holders, and a built-in cooler for your ‘Gatorade.’

According to the site’s product description, the boat measures at 20 feet long and 10 feet wide, meaning you’ll need a large enough body of water to float it for optimal swag factor (though seller SunPleasureInflatable suggests you “use it on land or water, as poolside furniture, on your patio or deck,” so anywhere, literally anywhere.)

 

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